Tag Momentum

Tags are back. Found this one at Faye's and San's blog, looks fun so decided to try it out.

if i were a month, i would be: August
if i were a day of the week, i would be: Tuesday
if i were a time of day, i would be: 5pm
if i were a planet, i would be: Anything but the earth
if i were a sea animal, i would be: A jellyfish
if i were a direction, i would be: South
if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: A massage chair keke
if i were a sin, i would be: Green with envy
if i were a historical figure, i would be: Stick man from AncientCarvings
if i were a liquid, i would be: A drop of poison
if i were a stone, i would be: limestone
if i were a tree, i would be: A money tree
if i were a bird, i would be: Thieving Magpie
if i were a tool, i would be: A chainsaw
if i were a flower/plant, i would be : A white rose with very sharp thorns
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: Windy
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: Blood Elf
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: The Amplifier
if i were an animal, i would be: Panda
if i were a colour, i would be: Green
if i were a vegetable, i would be: Tao Geh
if i were a sound, i would be: Loud and clear
if i were an element, i would be: Water
if i were a car, i would be: Teksi
if i were a song, i would be: A christmas carol
if i were a movie, i would be directed by: Someone crazy i guess..
if i were a book, i would be written by: An emo kid..jkjk
if i were a food, i would be: Fries (hi5 san)
if i were a place, i would be: Free Cyber Cafe
if i were a material, i would be: Glass
if i were a taste, i would be: Acidic
if i were a scent, i would be: Stingy
if i were a religion, i would be: Free thinker too
if i were a word, i would be: Sherger
if i were an object, i would be: A billboard
if i were a body part, i would be: The brain
if i were a facial expression, i would be: evil or sarcastic
if i were a subject in school, i would be: Recess
if i were a cartoon character, i would be: Stewie from FamilyGuy
if i were a shape, i would be: Trapizium
if i were a number, i would be: 2
if i were Tauwee, i would tag : Boss Melissa, Nicole and Nimravus